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Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:14 am
by kentpoy23
sad love story... must be watched...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns9XCx9eZKo

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:19 pm
by Mr. A
CLASSIC!!!
may 3 lalake na nagkasala sa kanilang tribo:
LEADER: magdala kayo ng sampung prutas na magkakapareho!
unang dumating si JUAN na may dalang 10 santol...
LEADER: ipasok sa kanilang puwet at kung sino ang umaray o tumawa patayin!!!
unang santol palang ay umaray na si JUAN, pinatay!
sumunod si PEDRO na may dalang sampung ubas. kung kailan pangsampu na ay saka pa ito tumawa... patay din!
nagkita si JUAN at si PEDRO sa langit:
JUAN: ligtas ka na sana sa pang sampu, bakit ka pa tumawa???
PEDRO: kasi nakita ko si BERTO may dalng sampung langka!!!

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:26 pm
by Mr. A
Joke time....

PARE1: pre, bakit ka tulala?
PARE2: yung asawa ko, gabi-gabi kasi ako kinakalabit!
PARE1: wow sarap nun! eh anong problema dun?
PARE2: anong masarap dun??? eh limang taon nang patay asawa ko!

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:29 am
by waterlou
ENGLISH - TAGALOG DICTIONARY 2012 EDITION

01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan

02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol

03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok

04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis

05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya

06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus

07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas

08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?

09) Tissue - Ikaw nga!

10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa

12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo

13) Deduct - Ang pato

14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)

15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)

16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)

17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6

18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna

19) Persuading - Unang Kasal

20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING

22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING

23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod

24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)

25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)

26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian

27) Profit - Patunayan mo

28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet

29) Backlog - bacon saka egg

30) Beehive - magpakatino ka

31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto

32) Debug - ang ipis

33) Defrag - ang palaka

34) Defense - ang bakod

35) Defer - ang balahibo

36) Deflate - ang plato

37) Detest - ang eksamin

38) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V

39) Devote - ang boto

40) Dilemma - brownout!, a!

41) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane

42) Forums - apat na kwarto

43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?

44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F

45) Thesis - ito ay...


Happy New Year RP! :D

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:17 pm
by michuelo

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:36 am
by seth
Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:32 am
by kentpoy23
hehe, found it on tidal gradens' album, nakakatawa, nakaka relate ako.

Image

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:58 pm
by Poisedon
Magkatropa naglalakad sa luneta.

Guy 1 : Bro Buti nlang sinamahan moko dito sa luneta.

Guy 2 : Okay lang yun bro Ikaw paba!

Guy 1 : Hahahaha. Thanks talga pre

Guy 2 : Welcome! (pabulong) Mahal kasi kita eh....

Guy 1 : Ha? ano sabi mo?

Guy 2 : Sabi ko Welcome...

Guy 1 : hinde may sinsabe kapa eh... (pinilpit ng pinilit si tropa)

Guy 2 : Sige na eto na. Mahal kita pre kaya kita sinsamahan lage!

Guy 1 : Putangina Pre wag ganyan!!

Guy 2 : Bakit naman?!

Guy 1 : Kasi ako din pre eh :">

the end...

- HAHAHAHAHAHA Lihim na pagtingin.

Re: Joke time muna RP

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:57 pm
by Poisedon