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Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:29 pmby jemzac
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee's application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before.
He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.
"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing! "
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:32 pmby kentpoy23
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:35 pmby kentpoy23
ako naman babanat...
sa isang fast food chain
costumer: isang burger please
clerk: dito nyo pa kakainin sir?
customer: sa table na lang, nakakahiya naman sa ibang nabili
clerk: ayaw nyo po sa plato para di naman baboy?
....ayun basagan silang dalawa
ang mais (corny)
Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:41 pmby jemzac
Ito natawa talaga ko dito.... Sana puro matured makabasa. Excuse me lang po....
A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators ".
Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes!
The little old lady says: "Well, how do you turn the damn things off! "
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:20 pmby Sea Turtle
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:32 pmby kentpoy23
+100 hahaha bumabanat na si bro mikey...
Joke time muna RP
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Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:25 amby XrisS
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Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:26 amby kentpoy23
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:33 amby kentpoy23
Bitoy: “Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. ”
Bitoy: “Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! ”
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:43 amby kentpoy23
medyo green lang... (medyo lang naman)
Judge: “Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado? ”
Rape Victim: “Tatlong beses po! ”
Rapist: “Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang. ”
Rape Victim: “Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako? ”
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:50 amby kentpoy23
BOY: may aaminin aq sau
GIRL: Ano?
B: mhal kta!
B: y d kna rply?
B: pa2kamatAy aq!
B: hwak q n kutslyo!
..isa2ksak q na! (patay n c BOY)
GIRL: nakatulog aq, sori po. Mhal din kta!
GIRL: ui, ui! Stil der?
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:39 amby Mr. A
NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: oi!oi!oi! wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!!!
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:32 amby XrisS
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Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:59 pmby agave
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:38 amby Vien
3 Tao nag kakape sa Malangaw Restaurant
Habang kumakain dumapo ang mga langaw sa kape nila.
Tagalog: Kinuha ang kape at itinapon sa sink
Ilonggo: Kinuha ang langaw at piniga (para sulit kumbaga)
Ilocano: Kinuha ang langaw sabay sabing "Isuka mo! Isuka mo!"
Hehehe! Corny ko talaga!
