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Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:08 pmby kentpoy23
nice brother rocky... hehehe
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:14 pmby kimbies
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:42 pmby kentpoy23
Pulis: Sino nakasaksi sa aksidente?
Tambay: ako sir! Kulay itim na van ang nakabangga.
Pulis: nakuha mo ba yung plate number?
Tambay: hindi sir, nkaturnilyo kasi.
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:46 pmby kentpoy23
Quote for the day:
"The road to success, is under repair"
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:55 pmby kentpoy23
hahaha mas malupet ka pala saken... hahaha
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:56 pmby kentpoy23
ENGLISH CLASS
Teacher: what’s your name?
Pupil: early seven strikeland po!
Teacher: niloloko mo ba ko?
Pupil: hindi po, yan ang name ko sa inglis! Sa pilipino po, Agapito Hampaslupa.
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:27 pmby kentpoy23
man phones home looking for wife.
Sir: nasan mam mo?
Maid: sir nasa taas kasama bf.
Sir: kunin mo baril at patayin mo sila.
[after 2mins.]
Maid: sir patay na po.
Sir: tapon mo cla sa pool.
Maid: sir wala tayo pool.
Sir: huh? Ay sorry wrong number..
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:02 pmby Mr. A
EYEBALL:
GIRL: yellow ang isusuot ko ha, ikaw?
BOY: ah ok... cge ako GREEN!
pagdating sa coffee shop an ugly girl in yellow comes in at walang naka green na guy so nilapitan ni girl ang guy na gwapo in RED and asked...
GIRL: excuse me, are you my textmate?
BOY: baket??? naka GREEN ba ko!!!
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:18 pmby Sea Turtle
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:19 pmby kentpoy23
nice one bro ariel, defensiv yung lalaki, hehehe... alam na alam yung kulay.. hahaha
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:54 pmby waterlou
Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:11 pmby jemzac
[quote="waterlou"]
Lol pero kadiri naman. Buti hindi pinisil. Yak!
Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:14 pmby jemzac
Ako din...
A funny incident in the museum.
Attendant: Oh my! nbasag mo ang vase, it is about 100 years of age!
JUAN: Kinabahan naMan ako hayup ka. Akala ko bago.
Waaah korni. Wait hanap pa ko.
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:16 pmby kentpoy23
hahaha di anman... ayus nga miss jen... bagong bagong joke...
Re: Joke time muna RP
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:21 pmby kentpoy23
aw kadiri hahaha...