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Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:08 pm

nice brother rocky... hehehe
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kimbies » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:14 pm

If it's yellow let it mellow, If it's brown flush it down.

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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:42 pm

Pulis: Sino nakasaksi sa aksidente?
Tambay: ako sir! Kulay itim na van ang nakabangga.
Pulis: nakuha mo ba yung plate number?
Tambay: hindi sir, nkaturnilyo kasi.
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:46 pm

Quote for the day:

"The road to success, is under repair"
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:55 pm

hahaha mas malupet ka pala saken... hahaha
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:56 pm

ENGLISH CLASS

Teacher: what’s your name?

Pupil: early seven strikeland po!

Teacher: niloloko mo ba ko?

Pupil: hindi po, yan ang name ko sa inglis! Sa pilipino po, Agapito Hampaslupa.
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:27 pm

man phones home looking for wife.
Sir: nasan mam mo?
Maid: sir nasa taas kasama bf.
Sir: kunin mo baril at patayin mo sila.

[after 2mins.]
Maid: sir patay na po.
Sir: tapon mo cla sa pool.
Maid: sir wala tayo pool.

Sir: huh? Ay sorry wrong number..
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby Mr. A » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:02 pm

EYEBALL:
GIRL: yellow ang isusuot ko ha, ikaw?
BOY: ah ok... cge ako GREEN!
pagdating sa coffee shop an ugly girl in yellow comes in at walang naka green na guy so nilapitan ni girl ang guy na gwapo in RED and asked...
GIRL: excuse me, are you my textmate?
BOY: baket??? naka GREEN ba ko!!!
...one love
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Re: Joke time muna RP

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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:19 pm

nice one bro ariel, defensiv yung lalaki, hehehe... alam na alam yung kulay.. hahaha
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby waterlou » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:54 pm

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Joke time muna RP

Postby jemzac » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:11 pm

[quote="waterlou"]

Lol  pero kadiri naman. Buti hindi pinisil. Yak!
Can't stop staring there is always new :D
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Joke time muna RP

Postby jemzac » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:14 pm

Ako din...

A funny incident in the museum.

Attendant: Oh my! nbasag mo ang vase, it is about 100 years of age!

JUAN: Kinabahan naMan ako hayup ka. Akala ko bago.

Waaah korni. Wait hanap pa ko.
Can't stop staring there is always new :D
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:16 pm

hahaha di anman... ayus nga miss jen... bagong bagong joke...
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:21 pm

aw kadiri hahaha...
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