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Postby jemzac » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:29 pm

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee's application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before.

He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.

"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing! "
Can't stop staring there is always new :D
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:32 pm

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Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:35 pm

ako naman babanat...

sa isang fast food chain

costumer: isang burger please

clerk: dito nyo pa kakainin sir?

customer: sa table na lang, nakakahiya naman sa ibang nabili

clerk: ayaw nyo po sa plato para di naman baboy?

....ayun basagan silang dalawa :lol: ang mais (corny) :lol:
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Joke time muna RP

Postby jemzac » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:41 pm

Ito natawa talaga ko dito.... Sana puro matured makabasa. Excuse me lang po....

A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators ".
Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes!

The little old lady says: "Well, how do you turn the damn things off! "
Can't stop staring there is always new :D
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Postby kentpoy23 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:32 pm

+100 hahaha bumabanat na si bro mikey...
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Joke time muna RP

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Postby kentpoy23 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:33 am

Bitoy: “Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. ”
Bitoy: “Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! ”
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Postby kentpoy23 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:43 am

medyo green lang... (medyo lang naman)

Judge: “Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado? ”
Rape Victim: “Tatlong beses po! ”
Rapist: “Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang. ”
Rape Victim: “Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako? ”
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Postby kentpoy23 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:50 am

BOY: may aaminin aq sau


GIRL: Ano?



B: mhal kta!



B: y d kna rply?



B: pa2kamatAy aq!



B: hwak q n kutslyo!

..isa2ksak q na! (patay n c BOY)

GIRL: nakatulog aq, sori po. Mhal din kta!


GIRL: ui, ui! Stil der?
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby Mr. A » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:39 am

NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.

NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.

TOTO: oi!oi!oi! wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!!!
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby XrisS » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:32 am

Pwede ba ito dito?
Share ko lang. Galing sa ibang forums. :D

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Postby agave » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:59 pm

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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby Vien » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:38 am

3 Tao nag kakape sa Malangaw Restaurant

Habang kumakain dumapo ang mga langaw sa kape nila.

Tagalog: Kinuha ang kape at itinapon sa sink
Ilonggo: Kinuha ang langaw at piniga (para sulit kumbaga)
Ilocano: Kinuha ang langaw sabay sabing "Isuka mo! Isuka mo!"

Hehehe! Corny ko talaga!
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