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Postby kentpoy23 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:52 pm

Juan: Pedro, nasaksak ako! Walang hinto ang agos ng dugo. Pls. call me a nurse!!!

Pedro: sige, you’re a nurse! Nurse ka juan!!! Nurse ka!! Nurse kaaaa!!!!

(patay si Juan)
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:55 pm

Girl: mag 69 tayo dear


Boy: Paano yun?


(pumuwesto na sila at napautot bigla si girl ng 4 na beses)


Boy: Ayoko na!!! hindi ko na kaya yung natitira pang 65!!!!
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby AdamWarlock » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:26 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby Mr. A » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:05 pm

...one love
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Postby kentpoy23 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:10 pm

Pedro: Galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid grabe ang linaw na ng pandinig ko

Juan: talga?! Magkano ang bili mo?

Pedro: Kahapon lang…
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Postby kentpoy23 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:12 pm

Juan at Pedro
Juan: Pre, san ka galing?
Pedro: sa sementeryo, Libing ng biyenan ko
Juan:Eh bat ang dami kong kalmot sa braso at mukha
Pedro: ang hirap ilibing eh, Lumalaban
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby Sea Turtle » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:14 pm

talagang ginampanan mo na ang pagiging comedy king mo ah... :lol:
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby AdamWarlock » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:15 pm

kaso mahiyain at tahimik pala si kent sa personal...
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Re: Joke time muna RP

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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby Mr. A » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:16 pm

heto para sa mga reefers...

may babaeng nagpa-tattoo ng seashell sa hita...

BABAE: pakinggan mo baka marinig mo ang dagat

LALAKE: ok

BABAE: narinig mo ba ang dagat?

LALAKE: hindi, pero naamoy ko yung isda!
...one love
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby AdamWarlock » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:21 pm

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: nice one mr.A
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby kentpoy23 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:22 pm

Man and wife having sex:
Man: Love, dumaing ka naman para ganahan ako…


Wife: hhhooonnneeeyyy, aahhhh, wala naaa ttaaayooonnggg bbiiiggaass, aahh! Saka pambayad sa meralcoohhh at tubig, ahhhh…
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Re: Joke time muna RP

Postby thurrmac » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:42 pm

tingnan natin kung matawa kayu dito.

may dalawang lasing nag iinuman

lasing 1= pare gusto ko masuka para maka tagay pa ng marami

lasing 2= subukan mo punta sa CR at sundutin mo kilili mo

lasing 1= ok (sabay punta sa CR)

lasing 1= pare hindi epektib

lasing 2 = pre subukan mo kaya isubo daliri mo

lasing 1= (punta ulit CR) pare hindi pa rin epektib

lasing 2= subukan mo kaya sundutin pwet mo

lasing 1= (galing ulit CR) pre ang dami ko na sinundot wala parin nangyari

lasing 2= eto matindi na talaga, sundutin mo kilikili at sundutin mo pa pwet at isubo mo daliri mo
pag hindi ka nasuka nagkakalokohan na tayo. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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